Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014