Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022

Loona Simp

1) Essentially someone who simps for the character Loona from Helluva Boss.
2) An absolute furry

Furry: *posts a picture of Loona*
Twitter: "What a fucking Loona Simp"

by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Biggest simp

When someone is a massive simp for someone

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.

by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

hangezoes_simp

This is an amazing person and tiktoker! They use any pronouns so don’t worry about misgendering them. He also loves hange Zoe very much and would do anything for them. He has over 1700 followers right now! Isn’t that crazy?!

“Did you see hangezoes_simps latest TikTok?”
“I did! I loved it, theyre so entertaining.”

by Not so gay bee March 2, 2022