lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

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ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

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Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.

"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."

by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018

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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

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Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

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