Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

pulling the head off it

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

ALY OFF THE WALL

Suburban white girl, who is obsessed with french named faggots. Generally enjoys talking to people she doesn't know and sucking lollipops. She enjoys wearing scarves and fedoras, color coordinated, obviously. Highest grade in 8th grade was a C+. Thrasher as fuck but doesn't actually skate. Very confusing person, lost in life.

Yo dat bitch aly off the wall

by DoctorPhillian November 16, 2014

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Take off the turban

For an immigrant to a new country, to give up his old culture, dress, and speech and adopt the new country culture. Can also mean selling out, giving up your culture or background.

Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.

Komar is hanging with the goth kids and doesn't go to temple anymore. He really took off his turban.

by Bob Dibbs April 26, 2003

dropping the kids off

reply given when asked in a quiet restraunt where youre going when you suddenly up and leave the table shortly after finishing an ill prepared fish dish. loudly, yet not obnoxiously whilst pointing to the toilets... "oh, im just going to drop the kids off." everyone by then should assume youre off to take a huge shit.

"... ill be back in about 10, just dropping the kids off. "

by pan March 8, 2004