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Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice
by louisun_ February 11, 2022
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Savior job

When she is giving you a blowjob you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. As soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. On the third heimlich pull you take your dick out of her throat and you cum on her face
Rick-So what did you do with Julia last night?

John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.
by Sinschrisk November 4, 2017
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Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 5, 2024
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
by half a job November 5, 2015
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Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"
by George Job January 8, 2025
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Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job
by 623crew March 13, 2021
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