A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024
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usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
by crack is good November 15, 2019
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1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies
1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies
by i love turtlez September 29, 2011
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A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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Get the SLUT ASS BITCH mug.This is a female of a very low social status, low moral and ethical foundations, a girl of a lower class in society who absolutely no fuckin' needs anyone, guys from her only need her deep tight holes between her legs :) .. they use her simply as a means of draining her male excretions from the balls, as a person, no one needs her as a person! Sometimes requires money for sex. She's dressed very vulgarly: mesh tights/stockings, a leather jacket, bright red lipstick, high heels , and so on. Smoky, slightly male voice, smokes, uses profanity, loves stupid TV shows 'bout all sorts of doodles/assholes, her entourage is the same girls like herself.
Jack: Did you meet someone at the nightclub yesterday? Or was he left with nothing?
Peter: Well bro, I picked up one girl for the night and fuck with her, she's such a depraved slut, I didn't expect it, she sucked my balls for half an hour!!
Peter: Well bro, I picked up one girl for the night and fuck with her, she's such a depraved slut, I didn't expect it, she sucked my balls for half an hour!!
by Nick JohnsoooL April 16, 2021
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Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.
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