HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day

Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.

by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021

job

Some stupid shit.

I don't want a job. Jobs are worthless.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.

The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"

by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021

Pajama Job

Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.

I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!

by DJSuzay May 13, 2021

Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out

Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands

by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021