Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 1, 2021

bubba job

When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.

“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”

by Mcsquee14 September 7, 2021

brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job

“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”

by lilpasty September 16, 2021

On the job

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.

Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*

by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021

Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.

My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.

by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021

Kim job

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.

Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.

by CasualT23 September 22, 2021