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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.
by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020
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greek god

by dabestt. June 4, 2023
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69 God

someone obsessed with sex and sexual activities, or a freaky ass nigga
by x.ile_ May 12, 2024
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Trench Gods

Trench Gods are the GOATS of Ark
by NotBraz April 15, 2021
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