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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
mugGet the SpongeBob Guymug.

Guys guys guys

Nemo says, Guys guys guys!
by Dieidquwbd February 24, 2022
mugGet the Guys guys guysmug.

4G Guy

The perfect guy who meets all the standards generous, gentle, gorgeous, and genuine.
That 4G guy we met last Saturday he’s actually in my class if you want to meet him.
by QueenKeeperSsi August 27, 2021
mugGet the 4G Guymug.

club guy

a person who loves and goes to night clubs till he or she is in their late 50S!
my buddy glenn is the biggest club guy i know!
by drummerg August 26, 2007
mugGet the club guymug.

fatty borger guy

"number 15: fatty spotted at Walmart, the Cheetos gave him the heeby geebees and the giggly gigglys and the drinky drinkys"
fatty borger guy in mcdonalds ordering some fries and mieiendonnlds spwiot
by jish loo420 June 8, 2022
mugGet the fatty borger guymug.

Twisty Guy

That thingy you can't quite remember (While on Phycotropic Medications) the name of that when you twist it gives you warm and cold H2O...
Random PH D Visitor: Do u mind if I use you Twisty Guy to wash my hands real quick???

You: Sure (WTF) Hey did they bump up ur meds??? O__0
by SoN-</18 August 27, 2018
mugGet the Twisty Guymug.

a guy that drinks glue

Literally no one:

You: bitch I’m a guy that drinks glue
by I don’t drink glue September 18, 2019
mugGet the a guy that drinks gluemug.

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