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Ultra right-wing pseudo news outlet, similar to Fox News, owned and controlled by wealthy hypocrites out to destroy President Obama's administration and all liberals. Newsmax continues to manufacture and publish sensationalized anti-progressive garbage even though it has been publicaly reprimanded and forced to retract numerous articles/lies. It is a favorite "news source" for TeaParty members, Birthers, Ditto-Heads, Republicans, and other ignorant individuals including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Donald Trump.
Sarah Palin: Did you read the latest article in Newsmax about Obama's direct ties to all socialist and communist organizations throughout the world?
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!
by mark607 January 09, 2012
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