Cock Emdick

This is how Mike "Doc" Emrick is called by haters.

Boy 1: Gonna watch hockey match with me?
Boy 2: OK, who's commentating today?
Boy 1: Doc.
Boy 2: Oh dear, no more Cock Emdick please.

by 151bar151 May 14, 2016

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Cock Cash

The currency that men use to get the succ or the fuck.

Aye Britney, I want the succ I have my cock cash.

by peanutbuttershake May 3, 2018

Cock snot

It is the chunky cum that comes out of your penis

Oh my God look at her face she's got a ton of cock snot on her

by Flip russo January 23, 2018

Needle cock

Male genitalia that is long and thin, much like a needle. Can also be compared to a USB cable.

David’s shlong is super long, but it’s so thin I thought I’d break it. Safe to say that needle cocks are not my thing.

by Foxy Dad January 25, 2018

cock jelly

Another word jizz

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere

by Tide pods May 3, 2018

cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018