Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

Trumping

Someone who bases all their jokes on how awful Trump is in a hyperbolic manner.

Dude 1: Hey yo, Trump bad, voteflake, he is orange hahaha
Dude 2: Dude, can you think of absolutely anything else to say? Maybe a joke with effort? Or any cleverness?
Dude 1: nah
Dude 2: You're just trumping, aren't you?

by marcist December 19, 2020

fuckboy trump

when Donald Trump turns into a fuckboy

"did you see fuckboy trump? it was so ugly."

by carl wheezer May 30, 2021

trump riche

An extreme form of nouveau riche, where one constantly brags about being very wealthy but either can't or refuses to prove it; and accompanied with a taste for very gaudy rich-appearing decor (often baroque--sounds like "broke") that is combined with items or behavior normally associated with low-class or trashy people. Trying to appear classy and rich but not knowing what actual classy behavior is nor what styles and valuables truly wealthy people possess.

A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.

A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."

"That trump riche motherfucker just left me a two-fifty tip on a 500 bill, told me to go back to Mexico (I'm Lebanese!), and took his own roll of TP to the bathroom. When he walked out to his limo, that tp was dragging of his shoe though."

by smugdragon January 15, 2019

Trump

Trump is a strange man with a corn husk glued on top of his otherwise bald head. The wonder at this corn husk somehow amassed him a large enough following to become president of the US.

Person 1: Woah dude, who's that man with a corn husk glued to his head?
Person 2: Oh, that's Trump.

by cheesyAltoids October 17, 2022

Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron who isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the entire country.

Wow, This is almost as bad as when Donald Trump was still alive.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025