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Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)
that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job
by Winston-H November 20, 2025
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bob has a job

wild bobs can have some jobs that include mob bobbing , job mobbing etc. these jobs are not odd
bob has a job

john: HE HAS A JOB
bob:*just trying to feed his kids* :(
by FULHGFUFY January 6, 2021
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Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.
I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends
by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
by half a job November 5, 2015
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Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"
by George Job January 8, 2025
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