Zippy

Ventriloquist and TV entertainer. Born with on the planet Bungle in 1958 and banished to Earth in 1973 for a series of sexual assaults involving marshmellows and a small rodent. After a bit part in ITV's Pipkins, Zippy (real name Curtis Cockininiszipper) found fame in the ITV cult childrens classic Rainbow. Zippy with the help his ventriloquist doll and alta ego George, Bungle played by Geoffrey Gaylord, Geoffrey played by Rod Janenfreddy and Rod, Jane and Freddy played by Jane Slut the worlds first and only conjoined triplet created Britains most watched TV show. In 1978 Zippy lost his left hand in a freak tumble dryer accident and no longer able to operate his doll George decided to retire to Brighton where he still lives with his civil partner Matthew Corbett. Also see Richard Gere puppet fisting orange frog

Zippy " haha haha I the best, haha I'm the best"
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

zipperhead

A layered shot.

Is usually made by filling a shot glass with ice. Add a straw before filling with liquor.
Layer one: Chambord (raspberry liquor)
Layer two: Vodka
Layer three: Club soda

But at the bar that I work at, we also make zipperheads with the following layers:
Layer one: Raz-a-taz (raspberry Schnapps)
Layer two: Raspberry Stoli
Layer three: Sprite

They ordered a round of zipperheads for everyone at the bar.

by laurenee..570 August 2, 2008

zippie

• An idiot
• Name used to call someone when they do something not so smart
• An annoying person

Also, short for "zippie doo dah" derivation of zippity doo dah but changed up.

Bob: I got this rental car and I can't figure out where the gas door release switch is at.
Mike: Check on the floor by your seat, zippie.

Jim: Seriously? You put those tires on that car and you expect to drive in the snow?
Bill: Listen here, zippie doo dah, I have a set for winter and a set for summer.

by sunshine14625 March 7, 2011

zippy

A) To do something in the most dangerous and hazardous manner possible.

B) To injure oneself doing something that should normally be quite safe.

A) "So you thought driving the golf cart while juggling chainsaws was a good idea? How zippy of you."

B) "Wow, I'm not sure I've ever seen someone actually require stitches from a toast buttering incident. That's pretty damned zippy."

by Teh Willis December 2, 2007

Zippora

She’s a sarcastic bitch, who sometimes isn’t funny, but usually is. She’s very insecure and shy at times, but tries to hide that part of her. She gets mad quickly but forgives easily.

That bitch is so Zippora!

by BEvil January 31, 2019

zippo

A man wearing a speedo that has nothing to show in it.

"See that guy over there? He's a zippo."

by Tim Cramer November 25, 2007