Zachary

An Asian dude who robs your cock

That guy is such a Zachary , he robbed everyone's cock

by Rightneighborhood August 15, 2017

fuckin zach

A legend for at an award ceremony televised schoolwide, getting everyone including the principal to A-town stomp.

OSS son, fuckin zach says do the atown stomp, hes a fuckin legend

by guywithlargemember February 12, 2005

Zachery

A pain in the ass. He’s obnoxious, arrogant, and thinks he’s the shit. A Zachery can be cringey, annoying, but sweet at the same time.

Jesus Christ he’s such a Zachery
Awh what a Zachery
Ew it’s fucking Zachery

by Emma_W123 October 27, 2017

Zach

A sweet, hyper, funny guy who has add. Will always look out for you, and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. Life of the party, and can always make you smile and laugh no matter what. Has a small drinking problem, and goes through girls quickly. Easy to fall for. Will always be there for you. Has the lamest, but funniest sayings. Loves to sing. Extremely good looking.

You: "I really need someone to cheer me up."

Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."

by NooneSpecialToYou July 21, 2011

Zach

Zach is a sweet charming guy and he loves to talk. But if you talk to him too much he will hate you.

Girl: I love talking to Zach

Guy: zach hates you

Girl: just bc I was talking. Wow

by Jachary is life June 7, 2018

Zach

Zachs are good looking man who are tall and have orange hair they have friends but tends to stay with them and kind of huge people by their looks

OMG I really like Zach but he says he doesn't like me back! He doesn't even know me

by Mssndbxns June 28, 2018

Zach

a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.

"i am strangely attracted to zach but hes really short and gay."
"i think its because of his huge cock"

by yolopandarox February 26, 2018