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your boss 

Is usually a man/woman who is your superior and is in charge of managing you while you are employed at a company. This person is responsible for making you work for minimal pay and keeps spoon feeding you a small pay check to keep you in line and preventing you from having the courage to finally quit your job, thus ensuring you stay imprisoned in a zombie like state coming into the prison that is your work everyday. After your boss's boss sees how much productivity he/she can get out of his/her employees by minimizing pay and maximizing work, he/she will be given more money, none of which you should expect to see.
Your boss called, he wants you to work overtime on Saturdays.
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Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.
Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Your Big Fanny Granny 

Term used by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' as a 'your mom' joke.
Substitute Teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Your Mom 

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
Your Mom by your mom July 11, 2003

your mans and them 

the group you hang with, or people who are nameless, but with the group.
A. you going out tonight with your mans and them?

B. I saw you last night at the club with your mans and them.
your mans and them by H666 February 20, 2008

Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.
Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.
God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot