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Get the windex mug.after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.
i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!
by earpuller September 12, 2009
Get the wiki-wandering mug.A boy who gets in trouble a lot. He specializes in climbing buildings and planking on top of them. He also spends a lot of time at a park, where he and his friends have fun by pissing in glass bottles and throwing them at trains. Wendel also enjoys mooning people. Wendel manages to get himself kicked out of everywhere he goes, including school. A Wendel will always have ADHD. Wendel is also an extreme lady killer, who fucks every girl he sees.
Guy-whos that dude planking on top of the library?
girl-oh that's wendel <3
guy-why the heart?
girl-me and him did doggystyle last night :D
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girl-oh that's wendel <3
guy-why the heart?
girl-me and him did doggystyle last night :D
guy-oh, ya. hes definitly a wendel
by urbanwendel November 25, 2011
Get the Wendel mug.Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."
"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"
"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"
"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"
"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"
"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"
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