Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs May 11, 2011

Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.

by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park

1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."

by thebeemarie July 1, 2012

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

Kyrgyzstani Wedding

The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage

Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's

by CoochieSayer420 December 2, 2020

Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.

"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018