beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Bouncing the Weasel

To masterbate.

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.

by DND2021 August 6, 2021

legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023