Airplane Wash

A term generally pertaining to females meaning a quick shower only being able to clean under the "wings" or underarms and the "cockpit."

I'm running late for my date and only have time for an airplane wash.

by unicorn2008 August 10, 2008

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013

Gypsy Wash

The act of washing yourself using only a flannel and a basin of water.

Paula did not have time to have a bath or shower, so instead she filled up the sink to have a Gypsy Wash.

by the1ullneversee January 6, 2015

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together

I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.

by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019

in the wash

The outcome following a process or event.

It'll all work out in the wash

by M Burgess August 10, 2007

Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

by hatrick5 June 5, 2010