Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour

That Neo Waffle was bomb af

by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

gay waffle

a male waffle that is attracted to other male waffles

that is one gay waffle

by gayylmao March 21, 2017

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

Thot Waffle

The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.

Omg that guy is such a thot waffle.

by TwM234 April 14, 2017

dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.

Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.

by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017

Wazzy waffle

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.

Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.

by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017