Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

by The meme god August 22, 2018

nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle

"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"

by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018

Green Waffle

Blue Waffle + Mustard = Green Waffle

It counters the fungi growing yet gives a painful burning sensation.

Just ask your mother. After i rammed her. Green Waffle

by Joe Harrison 94 March 5, 2010

Waffle Maker

The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.

"Man, this chick was loose. I had to go to the waffle maker to get one out"

by mfishym November 29, 2011

Bonus Waffle

The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.

"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"

by Snipard April 22, 2013

Mexican waffle

the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

by Sam F March 23, 2005

Waffle

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!

by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010