Super slang way to say “Va fa un culo” which is technically saying “go fuck an ass” in Italian, but basically means fuck you.. fuck off.. my family’s dialect/mutation of the language sounds like “Ah Von Gool” . They are from southern Italy and have lived in the New Haven area of CT for 3 generations.
by Solly Ro May 28, 2022

The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
by cuddygang November 6, 2020

A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
