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Violate Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013
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Noise Violation

What happens when you're throwing a bomb ass party and someone calls the cops because the music bothers them. Cops like to get these so they can bust underage parties.
Assholes.
That party was awesome, until the cops showed up for a noise violation and busted everyone.
by apfunction April 7, 2010
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Ultimate Violation

A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.

* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.

* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'
Chris was a different man after he was given the ultimate violation.
by misterpantywaste May 10, 2011
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Pod violation

A term used to define an infraction of the protocol related to a system of separating groups of people in a defined area in order to mitigate the potential spread of the COVID-19 Virus.
“You’ve committed a pod violation by being out of your room at this time when you know it’s the other pod’s time to be out on the unit.”
by Countryjimd May 4, 2021
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Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.
John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.
by jisherjally September 10, 2013
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straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.
"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."
by fubarbarian October 17, 2016
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Violent Fuck

A person who enjoys being fucked (sexually) and then beaten. Also in reverse, a person who enjoys fucking people then beating them.
"Dont you hate it when they fuck you, then just beat the shit out of you?"

"Aw yeah, I mean, i dig the freaky shit. But my boyfriend never waits for my bruises to heal he just goes at it right away. What do you call those guys again?"

"A violent Fuck."
by Paul The Love Guru October 6, 2008
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