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God's Vagina

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
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Vagina Boob

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.
Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."
by fatginger November 15, 2010
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Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.
"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"
by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009
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Honorary Vagina

The title given to
1) a male who voluntarily hangs around with girls rather than guys.
2) a male who will not pass on gossip/rumors/secrets he has learnt about girls to his male friends .
Colin's strapped on his honorary vagina for his big night out with the girls.

Ben won't tell us his secret about Melissa, he's got such a big honorary vagina.
by BJ51 December 9, 2008
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Ganesh of Vaginas

"Neptune is over 2 billion miles away from Earth and was the first planet found by mathematical prediction rather than by empirical observation., now that’s a Ganesh of Vaginas!"
by max plinth June 28, 2012
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unruly vagina

An unruly vagina is one which is basically having a bad hair day. A vagina with pubic hair that is out of control.
1. Sheesh Joanne, you shouldn't wear your bikini until you get that unruly vagina under control.

2. Enola's unruly vagina was not a deterrent to those who would have her.

3. Deborah's unruly vagina could not be tamed, so she begrudgingly opted for a Brazilian.
by Princess SweetPea November 11, 2011
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Lightbulb Vagina

A Lightbulb vagina is a vagina in which the opening is tight but the inside is wide like a lightbulb.
That girl needs to do some kegel exercises to fix her lightbulb vagina.
by Mira Mesa Headbutter September 1, 2011
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