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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Canola Twister

An erotic game that requires the following
1 Gallon of Canola Oil
1 Twister Board
2-12 People

After everyone is comfortably naked, all are required to douse themselves in Canola Oil, and proceed to play twister naked and covered in oil. The game lasts untill the last person falls over, or the entire group starts an orgy. Different variations such as Peanut Twister, played with peanut oil, are equally as fun, but run the risk of an allergic reaction among participants. This is a great game to be played on days when school might be cancelled or closed early during a snowstorm.
John, Steve, and I went over to Tina's house with some other girls, and played a game of Canola Twister. The orgy started when John slipped on right-hand-red and plowed Tina's ass. A really fun night.
by MCtrack January 8, 2011
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016
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Titty Twister Tuesday

Another fine game played in restaurants, in a similar manner as slap ball Sunday, only in this case on a Tuesday. The object of the game is simple, dole out as many titty twisters as possible. Until a girl initiates a titty twister it is taboo to give one to a girl. Generally there is a "hands only" rule so objects like tongs and forks cannot be used. Managers can be included into the game as well either by their consent or their administration of a titty twister. Anyone who can pull off the "double twist" (two at the same time, but not necessarily the same person) is considered immortal.
After repeatedly trying to whip my ass with a towel all week, I couldn't wait to wreak havoc on Bill's nipples on Titty Twister Tuesday.
by Josh the expo July 12, 2006
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Texas Twister

The back and forth twisting motion of the hands by a female while performing oral sex on a male. The hands twist left and right while stroking up and down the shaft simultaneously.
My girlfriend was blowing me last night, but she went all texas twister on my junk.
by Johnny Hannasticks May 7, 2010
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titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.
The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)
by Chris December 28, 2003
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