The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Tube Tugger

A guy who has an extremely small penis and desperatly "tuggs" on his to make it bigger.

Eric McDowel is such a tube tugger, I herd his mom walked in on him tube tugging it.

by Arangatang nipples February 17, 2006

meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 16, 2010

skin tube

Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.

Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"

by wiggum_P.I March 23, 2004

Tube Greaser

The Tube Greaser is one of the many roles in a Teambang who climaxes into the throat of the female counterpart. Either the Tube Greasers self pleasures until point of climax and tags out with the Gatekeeper of the group, or goes from Gatekeeper to Tube Greaser.

Chris? Hey man! Remember me? I was the Tube Greaser in our college Teambang group who made that one chick throw up.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Brass Tubes

The female equivalent of brass balls, ballsy, having balls, cajones, heuvos, etc.

Born of a woman declaring she was ballsy and seeking a more fitting slogan.

I walked right up to that sneezy slam piece and told her her dress was poofy.

Damn, girl, you are so fallopian-y, you got some brass tubes.

by Robot_Dan April 28, 2011