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messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.
by SadRadLad June 6, 2018
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Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
by Kikikikikikiki1 June 14, 2018
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Golden Toaster (XD edition)

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF
Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).
by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018
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Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
by young gen c December 2, 2019
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koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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Traditional taster

truh-dish-uh-nl tey-ster: A person who is used to the way a traditional dish tastes and tries to find replacement ingredients to mimic the original taste of that dish and the process used to create it.
I’d call Anthony a traditional taster because he scours the markets to find ingredients to recreate the tastes of dishes he enjoyed on his trip to Vietnam.
by Grubpedia August 3, 2020
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Fox tosser

A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until they cry to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.

Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.” Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as a “fox tosser.”

Henceforth, Karens harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
by Lavender’a Ghost September 6, 2020
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