TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

Toot

Grab small titties (cup size A - B)

Yeah she was pretty flat - it was only a toot

by Thebasilisk February 14, 2020

lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!

“Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”

by mixmastermark July 12, 2018

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015

hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 10, 2020