by DrinkMixer September 30, 2010
Tommy Ritter was a guy who got called out publicly (via Worldstarhiphop.com) about desperately messaging a girl begging to eat her out... It got to a point where he messaged her every day for nearly a month and offered to pay her $70 if she'd let him. Basically, if someone compares you to Tommy Ritter they are calling you thirsty (desperately horny).
A: Bro that super sexy chick over there just turned me down but I'm about to go see what I did wrong and try again...
B: Nahh don't do that bro... Ol Tommy Ritter ass nigga...
B: Nahh don't do that bro... Ol Tommy Ritter ass nigga...
by nottommyritter February 12, 2013
A former member of the mediocre over rated group Montley Crew. He was once married to Pam Anderson whom he treated like shit, Much like a true gansta Crapper moron would have. He's now a wigger
by rapsucks1738 December 12, 2006
A sexual term to pleasure not only yourself, but the person sitting next to you as well. You must grab not only your penis but your neighbor's penis at the same time. Start pumping at full throttle; Once both of your bodies are shaking out of control, and you both have succsessfuly ejaculated onto yourself you have acheived the Tommy Gun.
by Alo4Sho May 20, 2008
by arthur morgan 1899 November 20, 2021
Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.
by LoveTorpedo July 22, 2019
Someone who only shotguns beers. They don’t like the taste so they find an easier way to put it down the hatchet.
by ctown July 06, 2018