Don Tomasino's Wake

The act of defecating in the mouth of a corpse.

"I'm glad the bastard's dead. I'm goin' over to that casket, drop trow, and give him a Don Tomasino's Wake!"

by BRM1975 October 26, 2013

tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.

when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"

by tiny peeps January 28, 2009

Tombstone

To where a person is getting done in the back and is repeatably ran into walls

Oh, her, she's quite a looker, luckily, I tombstoned her into the next life

by Partake-of-the-fruit September 15, 2016

Tombstone

When you licking a girl pussy
While she sucking his dick

and when he's about to cum

Drop down and cum in her throat.....

Imma tombstone all in her throat

by Senior #1 July 20, 2016

Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.

A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”

by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019

tomboyant

A word used to describe a brawny chick (often a lesbian) who displays masculine characteristics. It stems from the use of the word "flamboyant" to describe a male (often gay) who displays feminine characteristics.

Dude, my buddy last night got so drunk that he made out with this tomboyant chick just before he was out cold. You should have seen her, she had more beef on her than a cattle ranch.

by cut-throat November 7, 2010

Tomball

A cute town in Houston, Texas.

Ginny: I would LOVE to visit Tomball! It sounds cute!
Hermione: I know right! And best of all, it’s in Houston too!

by -Sunshine May 20, 2018