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Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
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bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.
"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.
by Fuzzster January 14, 2017
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toilet-trash

Adjective

A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
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Cocoa Toilet

When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).
Damn! Someone call the janitor! The boy's bathroom's gotta cocoa toilet goin on in it!
by MistaNES April 3, 2011
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toilet ornament

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?
by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
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toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet
by fragileego May 16, 2014
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toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.
Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!
by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019
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