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Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.
Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.
by blogswarm June 20, 2010
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tank-watcher

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.
Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."
by John McClane August 10, 2007
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manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.
Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.
by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019
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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
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Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.
1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.
by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008
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tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.
That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!
by jo-bot April 15, 2009
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Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"
by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016
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