Beef Baton

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.

Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!

by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008

Beef Charioteer

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.

He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.

by Dr. Jon October 24, 2007

beef gasket

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

by Aaronx January 28, 2006

beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

where's the beef?

A popular phrase that the Wendy's hamburger chain had actress Claire Pellar say in a TV ad when she and two other elderly ladies were checking out a competitor's hamburger that had a "big fluffy bun". It was first broadcast in 1983 and Claire used the phrase in "sequel" ads during the next few years. In 1984, some men wore T-shirts that answered with the phrase "Here's the beef!".

In a debate among the Democratic party Presidential candidates for the 1984 elections, Walter Mondale asked his political rival Gary Hart about his policy plans, saying "Where's the beef?".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008

Smoking the beef

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.

That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!

by sukitanc January 7, 2008