tarsier

V. To stare with a blank, wide eyed, expression usually out of surprise or disbelief; to have an expression reminiscent of the "Carlito Syrichta" aka. the Tarsier.

"I thought I was prepared for the midterm, but when I saw it I totally tarsiered"

"She didn't say anything when I broke the bad news, she just tarsiered for a good solid two minutes."

by liinguist April 16, 2015

tsarslapskin

When a fatass slaps his stomach and nukes a 3rd world country. Specifically Venezuela.

"look at that fatass he gonna do the tsarslapskin"
Absolute hell breaks loose in Venezuela.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011

choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.

I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.

by Argivian February 28, 2014

gay tears

semen but from a gay man

my boyfriend sure loves my gay tears.

by Klaus.etc May 5, 2018

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 May 17, 2018

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"

Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.

by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019