Skip to main content

Tippmannism

Tippmannism, derived from the name Tippmann,
a manufacturer of paintball markers.

Often on tippmann's initial release of a new product,
they have small, or sometimes large flaws in their

product that present themselves shortly after release.

These are known as 'Tippmannisms' (Plural) or a 'Tippmannism' (Single)
Tippmann A5, now a great marker, at first a horrible
blender of paint on automatic fire. They cyclone feed
system has been vastly improved since then.

Tippmann Triumph, and Triumph XT, EXT. This is a
special one. In this very special case, the WHOLE
marker is a 'Tippmannism' in itself. Based off of the
famous tippmann model 98, it features a speedball
exterior, or an attempt at one anyways. To most, it
looks like a tippmann 98 turned into a pressure washer.
It is jokingly known as the '98 Pressure Washer'.
It is also made fun of because of its name 'Triumph'
when it is actually a colossal failure.

The tippmann x7, as well as the A5, also known for
being a 400 dollar paint blender in its early days.

The TPX, tippmanns most recent 'Tippmannism'
This marker is really hit or miss in it's first generation.
Most have the following symptoms: Chop, Does not
fire, or just doesnt work all together. It is a pistol made
in a clamshell design, which is horrible.
by BT4 January 20, 2010
mugGet the Tippmannism mug.

tispy

when someone is so drunk that they refer to themselves as tispy
i had a few too many drinks, i'm a bit tispy
by big dice February 20, 2011
mugGet the tispy mug.

Tipping The Canoe

An innuendo for sex
You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.
by Big Dick Shakur July 7, 2016
mugGet the Tipping The Canoe mug.

Tipsy chicken ass shot

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.
Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*
by Trunks March 26, 2019
mugGet the Tipsy chicken ass shot mug.

Q-Tippin

When a man or women cums while cleaning their ears with a Q-tip. Now that's what I call Q-Tippen
Q-Tippin
by Tiberius 1 September 15, 2017
mugGet the Q-Tippin mug.

Drunk Cougar Tipping

The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.
My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.
by PMA205 December 7, 2011
mugGet the Drunk Cougar Tipping mug.

Tipsy Topsy

When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.
" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"
by Hdj February 20, 2008
mugGet the Tipsy Topsy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email