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Tippmannism 

Tippmannism, derived from the name Tippmann,
a manufacturer of paintball markers.

Often on tippmann's initial release of a new product,
they have small, or sometimes large flaws in their

product that present themselves shortly after release.

These are known as 'Tippmannisms' (Plural) or a 'Tippmannism' (Single)
Tippmann A5, now a great marker, at first a horrible
blender of paint on automatic fire. They cyclone feed
system has been vastly improved since then.

Tippmann Triumph, and Triumph XT, EXT. This is a
special one. In this very special case, the WHOLE
marker is a 'Tippmannism' in itself. Based off of the
famous tippmann model 98, it features a speedball
exterior, or an attempt at one anyways. To most, it
looks like a tippmann 98 turned into a pressure washer.
It is jokingly known as the '98 Pressure Washer'.
It is also made fun of because of its name 'Triumph'
when it is actually a colossal failure.

The tippmann x7, as well as the A5, also known for
being a 400 dollar paint blender in its early days.

The TPX, tippmanns most recent 'Tippmannism'
This marker is really hit or miss in it's first generation.
Most have the following symptoms: Chop, Does not
fire, or just doesnt work all together. It is a pistol made
in a clamshell design, which is horrible.
Tippmannism by BT4 January 20, 2010
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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