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Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
by Stephen Villanueva January 15, 2009
Tim Burns is a nobel man, around 6'14, who enjoys saving kittens from rooftops and stealing from the poor. He (and his sidekick Tom Plett) were able to defeat the Nazi Part in the so called "World War 2". Tim Burns has lived on in the hearts of mind of all involved.
Who won the first world war?
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Bryson, did you get your homework done?
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by Bryson Le March 08, 2005
Manchester United goalkeeper.
New Jersey native who played for North Jersey Imperials and New York/New Jersey Metrostars before going to England.Signed with Manchester United in the Summer of 2003,which is technically an honor,since United are hated throughout the UK.But they are the most succsessful club in English history.
But overall he's one of the finest keepers in the world,maybe the best in the Premier League.Hopefully he'll help the United States to do well in the 2006 World Cup.
New Jersey native who played for North Jersey Imperials and New York/New Jersey Metrostars before going to England.Signed with Manchester United in the Summer of 2003,which is technically an honor,since United are hated throughout the UK.But they are the most succsessful club in English history.
But overall he's one of the finest keepers in the world,maybe the best in the Premier League.Hopefully he'll help the United States to do well in the 2006 World Cup.
Tim may be from the wrong part of NJ,but oh well.Better to be from any part of NJ than to be from NY anyday.
Tim Howard is great at stopping penalty kicks.
Tim Howard is great at stopping penalty kicks.
by idunno? August 27, 2004
a HOT sexxxxxxxy pitcher for the San Francisco Giants
people who are in love with him are typically known as lincefreaks
people who are in love with him are typically known as lincefreaks
she is a linceFREAK. she is in love with tim lincecum
by linceFREAK May 27, 2009
Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
by uffan526 December 01, 2006
by Aurora January 15, 2005