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Nintendo

I can't believe Mark didn't know how Bluetooth works. He's such a Nintendo
by el booko September 13, 2022
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Nintendo Switchblade

The perfect weapon for friendly murder :)
And also for protecting yourself from Karen >:)
Ben: Time to get out my Nintendo Switchblade!
Karen: The WHAT?
by AydinDDT2009™ September 12, 2022
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Nintendo

Hey look at all those little stupid nintendos
by LaSsO dIcK hEaD October 28, 2020
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Nintendo DS

Code for a Burning shite after a night out also known as Drunken Shit.
Amongst a group of Mixed Sex
Lee: BRB gotta sort out my Nintendo Ds
*18 minutes later*
Lee: Sorry about that i couldn't stop the dribble.
by funkyfresh1000 August 24, 2009
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Nintendo

A large, and popular video game entertainment company that has lasted for over 100 years and has a mascot named Mario. The company is well known for making its Super Mario Brothers series. Its greatest video game console was the Wii. The company also used to make card games.
I love Nintendo, it is a great company.
by EblastGamz May 13, 2020
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Nintendo Uncle Syndrome

Nintendo Uncle Syndrome is another version of a know-it-all. In this case, generally regarding Nintendo news and otherwise and the attempt at seeming legit by using an 'uncle' to stand in as proof. The uncle who 'works at Nintendo.'

Oftentimes it is just someone who always wants to be right, needs you to 'just trust them man' or otherwise just enjoys lies for the sake of it.
"Ralph always seems to think we believe him when he tells us what Nintendo will do next but he just suffers from Nintendo Uncle Syndrome."
by Mulina April 6, 2023
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Nintendo Switch 2

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.
Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!
by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025
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