Skip to main content

Don’t call wolf when you’re the wolf

To call someone out for condemning something that they do
“So don’t call wolf when you’re the wolf because you do the exact thing that you’re calling out”

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’ 

a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

This is why we don’t make it to the NFL 

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga 

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.

You see the teekers, don’t you 

A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.
“You see the teekers, don’t you, Kara