(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
by piptardsman July 2, 2011
Get the dick-polemug. When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016
Get the Breaking Polesmug. A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
Get the Opossum Polemug. by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019
Get the molly polemug. by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018
Get the cabbage polemug. Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
Get the Pole palsmug. A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”
Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs April 9, 2020
Get the Sole Polemug.