Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time
I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin
by jifter November 07, 2010
by Chinese Jet Pilots July 29, 2005
'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'
by trey jouisseau August 08, 2006
(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
by MeezyK November 18, 2011
i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.
Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
by stropmag October 04, 2006