Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.

kyle

by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the god of all the n word passes. He can give them out to any and all who ask. Be warned, he is spooked very easily and will be known for his monster fueled drywall rages. As an offering bring Kyle some sugar cubes.

"Hey Kyle!"
Kyle: "Sup Nigga"

by FuniGamer August 26, 2019

Kyle

A guy who had a little too much Monster Energy drinks

Yo that dude's tripping!
Must be a Kyle

by Vassydassy July 5, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.

"who did you invite to the party"

"Kyle,...."

"Kyle!"

"Yah"

"now that's a party"

by Soemyhing October 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub

Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe

by Daddy day care April 27, 2020

Kyle

The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.

Also see: broflake, incel,

"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"

by Noturgf June 8, 2020