Allen Jones

"Smooth" as in silk or "Pimp"
Smooth as in "silk"
by Stephanie Bodnar February 09, 2004
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Danny Jones

Danny Jones is lead guitarist in McFLY and sings also. His favorite words are rat leg, and homodome He's 5'10, brown hair, aqua green eyes and has straight teeth. He liked older music like bruce springsteen and the beatles. He's 21 as of this year and is dating Mercedes.
Danny Jones is way cool. To bad he has an awesome girlfriend.
by Mechanical Maids December 29, 2006
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PacMan Jones

Adam "PacMan" Jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the Tennessee Titans. He can't stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the NFL. Recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.
It's a damn shame for someone talented like PacMan Jones to get into trouble and pay the price.
by McNiggles April 16, 2007
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Alex Jones

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"
by mustardtiger001 January 27, 2012
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jim jones

A slang name for a juice rationed out with meals to convicted felons whom are serving time in prison.
"Hey Carlos, if you're gonna toss out your Jim Jones give it here!"
"Here man, you can have that shit, it'll rot your gut and stain your teeth!"
"Cottonmouth from that nickel! I'm too thirsty to care bro."
by adust99 November 03, 2007
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Stan Jones

Libertarian political candidate from Montana who permanently turned his skin gray-blue after overdosing on home-brewed colloidal silver he drank in order to save himself from the prophesied antibiotic shortages and anthrax storms of Y2K.
Do a Google search for Stan Jones. You'll get a few hits, and then they'll ask, "did you mean 'Stan Jones blue?'"
by College Student 101 January 30, 2006
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Mike Jones

A generic rapper with a generic name who got famous by repeating his generic name to some generic beats.
Who?
Why, Mike Jones, silly!
by Gargalargamesh January 10, 2009
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