Helen

Also referred to as Saturn. She is tallish and very old. Angry and loves to violate people.
She is into tall light skinned guys with erratic hair, who love to be pet on their head like golden retrievers.

She wants to always be right and prove others wrong and will kill you if you touch her hair.
She is also into soft, succulent and perfectly shaped ass.

1) Damn she likes Namboo's ass. Oh she must be a Helen.
2) Look at that skinny guy walking with that girl. I think her name must be Helen.

by Saturn Watcher November 22, 2021

Helene

Strong , enigmatic, independent character who crackle with an intensity and charisma that makes them un-ignorable. For all of that power though, she often remains un-knowable to others, because she guard herself and her private lives fiercely. Loyal , genuine and Loves sex, she’s very physical, she doesn’t do ‘casual’, she’s super-intense. Helene is very fun and playful . Everyone loves being around her because she’s hilarious . Perfect person to take out on a date is a Helene , you’d have the best time . Super cute smile , hot asf body and amazing longggg hairr would be a Helene !

I want to be friends with a Helene

by lucky146 November 22, 2021

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

The Helen tooth

The Helen tooth is a phenomenon that affects a small minority of the population. It is characterised by a typically uncomfortable and sometimes painful tingling/floating sensation in the teeth or gums when the individual needs to urinate and/or dedicate and may result in extreme relief once the person has done so. In some people, it may occur only, or more extremely after ignoring bathroom urges for a prolonged period. At this time it has no known cause.

Jeffery needs to use the bathroom, he's got The Helen tooth.

by Lucas, McKinley March 3, 2024

Helen

Helen is a kind soul who loves to read and write. She is very hardworking and loves to help others out. Although she is not perfect, she tries her hardest in everything she does. In conversation, Helen is a captivating storyteller, her words flowing with eloquence and charm. She possesses a keen intellect and a quick wit, making her company engaging and enjoyable. She listens attentively, offering thoughtful insights and empathetic understanding, making others feel heard and valued in her presence. Beyond her charming exterior, Helen harbors a kind and compassionate soul. She extends a helping hand to those in need without hesitation, demonstrating her generosity and empathy. Her genuine concern for others is evident in her actions, as she strives to make a positive impact on the lives of those around her. In all aspects of her life, Helen embodies strength, grace, and compassion, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the privilege of knowing her. She is a beacon of light in a world often clouded by darkness, inspiring those around her to aspire to greatness and kindness.

"Helen, thy beauty is to me

Like those Nicéan barks of yore,
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea,

The weary, way-worn wanderer bore

To his own native shore." - Edgar Allen Poe

by anonymous March 20, 2024

Aunt Helen

When you shit so hard that that the inside of your ass comes out.

Jerry aunt helen'd last night when he went to the bathroom. We had to call an ambulance.

by Raelityy July 10, 2021