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Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了? Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!
by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018
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Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina
Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.
by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020
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Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
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The falconator

Man the falconator is OP!
by Tadman October 15, 2012
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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
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gayhomo falcon

gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) is a destiny 2 exotic thats mid
im using gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) on my void hunter build
by Guffloe March 22, 2023
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