whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.

Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.

by Hawen April 19, 2019

Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch

“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “

by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020

Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game

“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”

by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020