Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.

Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.

by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.

Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.

by Hawen April 19, 2019

donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.

Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.

by Greezy636 March 19, 2014