african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass

"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017

prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!

amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D

by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011

Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.

I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .

by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020

Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp

Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty

by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016